Plan an escape from our dust bunny!
It’s not that I normally read spam, but whatever mailer generates the pseudo-”content” to fool filters clearly has a sense of humor. Best of the current inbox:
“Where we can inexorably plan an escape from our dust bunny.Where we can non-chalantly sanitize our cheese wheel.But they need to remember how hardly hydrogen atom beyond laughs out loud.Unlike so many debutantes who have made their nefarious labyrinth to us.Simon, the friend of Simon and flies into a rage with salad dressing near.”