Spam for squirrels
“Tired of coarse, scaly paws? Do your friends look down on you for your lackluster fur? Try new Paws-Be-Neat, for velvety-soft paws! Just three acorns for a six-use bottle.”
“Men! Inc rea se y0ur t4il s1ze! All-nutural, safe, effective. Better length, twi.tchiness. click here.”
“American Gold Walnut! Real 24-K gold! A beautiful symbol of love for family and friends, holidays and birthdays. Only nineteen-ninety-nine, or order 3 for forty-nine-ninety-nine!”
No, I don’t know which part of my head these came from either.
