Bad week for the mail
My sister (hi!) sent me a birthday box, rushing to get it in the mail in time for this weekend. (It’s an exciting
Spam for squirrels
Dec 7th 2004General
“Tired of coarse, scaly paws? Do your friends look down on you for your lackluster fur? Try new Paws-Be-Neat, for velvety-soft paws! Just three acorns for a six-use bottle.”
Celebrate with fauns!
Nov 29th 2004General
Apparently it’s the birthday of C. S. Lewis, Louisa May Alcott, and Madeleine L’Engle, all at once. At least
Yaaaaay!
Aug 20th 2004heart
It’s my sister’s birthday today… she’s turning old. Not as old as I am, though — all these
Cards
Jul 21st 2004heart
Went looking for a card for my grandfather’s birthday the other day. Tried three different stores; saw a total of
I want a hat.
Apr 24th 2004laughter
I want a hat with a big floppy hotdog on it. I don’t know why, I vaguely resent TV for showing it to me to make me