Not sure this is wise.

There are some things that scientists can do. Actually, there’s a lot that scientists can do, but not all of it is

Nice neighbors (of the animal kind)

Saw a deer on the way home from work today. I was walking along through the engineering campus, which still lots of nice woodsy areas, and there was a youngish-looking white-tailed deer by the side of the road. He (?) let me get to within about 25 paces before he sort of strolled off into the woods. Sometimes I really really like this town.